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” With a little nerve, a supportive and willing partner, and a high tolerance for humiliation, I aimed to find out whether these sexy tips would, as proffered, “throw his disco stick a party he'd never forget" or if it would simply involve a lot of embarrassment and unnecessary laundry.
But first, a caveat: I’m dating a woman and used a dildo in place of a real penis for two of the tips (donut blow job and earlobe cowgirl).
I couldn’t blow my girlfriend immediately because she had to go to work, so I decided to put the donut in plastic wrap to preserve its freshness until later that night.
When I removed it, the chocolate glaze half melted off, creating even more of a mess than I would have otherwise expected from the act of blowing a donut.
I first searched for a chocolate old-fashioned—not only because it’s delicious, but also because the hole is often bigger than the ones in yeast donuts.
After going to three different donut shops and failing, I settled on a common chocolate glazed donut, whose hole measured three-quarters of an inch (yes, I measured it).
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Since I could not accurately assess whether the dildo felt any pain or pleasure, I did not perform any tips involving “biting,” “volleying,” or “slapping” penises or scrotums.
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But with that knowledge also comes the question, “Has anyone actually tried their tips?
Without further ado, let’s get this party started.“Slip a donut around his penis, and slowly eat it off.”Since I love donuts, I thought this would be the most enjoyable experience to try, out of all the tips.
But it turns out that being picky about the donuts you want to put in your face works against you when you want to put donuts on a penis.
Nevertheless, after a few sighs, I decided to bob ahead.“Let’s do this,” I said.“Because you’re turned on or because you want a donut?
The dick in question was average-sized and named Obama, because when I procured it, even though I hadn’t had sex in a while, I still had the audacity to hope.