Dating a younger woman jokes
You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours without thinking: "He must be mad at me." You don't mooch off other's desserts. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?
You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
And of course, I had to make the obligatory donation for the church and the organist and all. Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. You're not expected to know the names of more than five colours. Ever notice how all women's problems begin with MEN? The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." ********** A woman was helping her computer-illiterate husband set up his computer, at the appropriate point in the process told him that he would now need to choose and enter a password. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.
After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that there is no money left. You told me he had ,000 a few days before he died. " The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me ,500. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift. ********** mental anxiety mentally dysfunctional menopause menstrual cramps... ********** Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering. " ********** "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common? It's not unusual........." ********** A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap for shorts.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... " --Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again!
That was 0 and I spent another 0 for the wake, food and drinks, you know. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in, "p...e...n...i...s." His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: PASSWORD REJECTED. ********** A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
The rest went for the memorial stone." The friend says, ",500 for the memorial stone? " The widow says, "Three carats." ********** He said . ."I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it." She said...."You wear pants don't you? People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.