Dating stories blogspot
Yeah, needless to say that didn't work out but he did marry the ex! Hmmm, it would have to be the blind date with a guy who's fake eye didn't fit in the socket because he was broke from his ex wife taking all of his money (his words) so he had to put in his own "fake eye".Try eating pizza while staring directly into someone's empty eye socket.I shared that one of mine was when I called the guy the wrong name the entire time without knowing. I could come up with more, BELIEVE ME, but I don't want to take anymore time away from these funny stories below...
The date had taken magic mushrooms before we met (I had no idea) so by the time we got to the top he was prancing & leaping thru the tall grasses like a flipping gazelle. When we finally headed home I was invited to go bar hopping with the guy and his "friend" and they were surprised I didn't want to.
: I went on a date with a guy I found on yahoo personals.
When I met him in person, I had to really squint to see how he was the "hot guy" I saw in the pictures online. Then we went to his house and he pulled out a sack of weed and said it was prescription for his anxiety.
Yesterday on Facebook in honor of "Valemtime's Day" (people still say it like that, y'all!
), I asked people on the Kelley's Break Room Facebook page about their worst/funniest date.
I had an extreme allergic reaction to the tall grasses and I began sneezing uncontrollably and my eyes swelled shut - not kidding - and so he had to lead me, blind, back down the mountain, periodically pausing to leap like a gazelle. Oh, and this blind date guy has a disfiguring scar down one whole side of his face.