Dating the enemy porn


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Yes, there are several clichés you get to hear about Indian men, and though most of them are true, you can never quite understand them fully.Dating Indian men, on the other hand, is a whole different story.

What's more, their eyes are talented enough to scan a female body within microseconds. Just for the record, wooing does not involve cat-calling, ‘that’ creepy smile or talking in a way that makes it so obvious that our breasts are all that's on your mind! The not-to-smooth moves: We wish Indian men would buy themselves Dating for Dummies already!If not, what is the line between ready and not ready to date for a Christian porn addict? So this is an extremely complex question that is hard to answer outside of actually knowing the people involved. Where are we in relation to frequency, healing, victory?Sure, why don’t you keep believing that we women are stupid enough to believe all the incessant banter that comes out of your mouth? The 'prince' treatment: Your parents treat you like a prince. Hence, they do a great job at slaying everything in their wake. In fact, studies also show that men who honk a lot are sexually frustrated beings. Love, feelings, freedom of choice and thought really don’t matter!If we placed smelly Indian men in a war zone, the enemy would automatically surrender before they die from the toxic fumes. The clothing: It is a given fact that Indian men are among the laziest creatures on the planet. His background: Just because his father can afford a luxury car doesn’t give him the right to have any girl that catches his fancy. Other options: They are with you, but they still have the right to ogle at women passing by.

Keeping us waiting at a bus/metro stop, bringing their friends along for support, ordering for us and going dutch definitely don't make them dating material. We have a tattoo, enjoy a drink or two and hang out with your friends, so we must definitely be ‘easy,’ right? His mother: Nothing and no one ever supercedes the Indian mother.

And just because we went on a date, doesn’t mean we've devoted our lives to being subservient to your feelings and choices! The unrealistic expectations: Yes, we went on a date with you. No, it is not all right to presume that we will sleep with you, marry you and produce offspring for you. Honestly, we don’t know where you got your education, but you need to go back for some common sense. The talks: "It is not a relationship baby, it’s ‘so’ much more than that." This one is for the oversmart Indian men. We might be the prettiest, talented, richest, kindest people on the planet but we have to be approved by ‘mumma’ first! The smell: Indian men think that body odour is acceptable. The ego: Studies have shown that larger the ego, smaller the appendage. Arranged marriages: You will never be the one he marries because after all mommy insists on an arrange marriage for her prince.



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