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Which is why Cosmo spoke to a bunch of Jasons, Freddies, and other regular guys for the real deal on what's running through their heads when they sever ties.We also got the straight-up facts on how men react when you do the dumping — and the heinous, pathetic ways they try to move on...Guys' Ugly Bag of Breakup Tricks"When I'm over a girl, I try to annoy her into dumping me. Or I'll pull away from sex and say my workload is stacking up. That way I don't have to feel bad about hurting her feelings."—Sam, 24, database consultant"If my exact reason for breaking up is bad — say, because she's not as good-looking as I'd like her to be — I'll say, 'The spark's just not there.' I'd feel too guilty if something I said made her go out and get a nose job or lipo."—Wesley, 30, Web designer "I always break up over e-mail, so I don't get yelled at.Who wants to look into someone's about-to-fall-apart face and tell them that they're no good for you anymore? You still feel like a jerk, but it passes quickly."—Geoffrey, 23, reporter "I once told a girl that she reminded me too much of my sister and that's why we had to break up.Just like when you're watching a slasher flick, there's a point in a relationship when you can sense that something bad is about to go down.Only it's a lot harder to predict a guy's behavior than it is a screen serial killer's — especially when it comes to breakups.Basically, I feel like a new person after the breakup because I'm free of this ball-and-chain.
I wanted to fool around with this other girl so badly, but she wouldn't touch me until I called my girlfriend to break up.So at 2 a.m., I picked up the phone in this girl's bedroom, called my girlfriend, said, 'I'msorrywecan'tseeeachotheranymorebye' and hung up."—Roger, 27, social worker How He Really Feels After Calling It Quits"After I break up with a girl, I feel a tremendous sense of relief.Before you break up, you're agonizing because you're not sure if it's the right decision.I usually feel worse then."—Dave, 28, office manager When He's the One Who Got the Ax"After my girlfriend of two years dumped me, my friends flew me to Vegas. It depresses you and makes you miss your sweet girl."—Shane"I usually write my ex a tell-off letter and point out everything I couldn't stand about her, and sometimes I actually mail it."—Geoffrey"I go out and have sex with any decent girl who hits on me. So I told all my friends she had bad skin and was a terrible dancer, which explained her total lack of moves in bed." —Nick, 30, contractor"I'm not afraid to talk trash, but I'm usually more into figuring out what the hell happened. "—Corey "After the breakup, I usually talk about how great she was in bed — in deep detail.
That stage can be harder than the actual breaking-up part."—Shane, 35, photographer "Frankly, if I dump a girl, it's because I have someone else waiting in the wings.So I'm a happy guy."—Geoffrey "I act like a typical male idiot and celebrate my freedom by partying.