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" In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?
" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for .95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for .95, Barbie Goes Shopping for .95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for .95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for .95, and Divorced Barbie for 5.00." Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie 5.00 when all the others are only .95? "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..." After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side.
About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table! She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!
" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! " The next morning he got up early and left for work.
" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean? " So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!
" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?
The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental.
He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that.
“Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my pants.
" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation." Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?