Hilarious dating quotes


08-Dec-2015 12:49

“If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind.

If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn’t follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. And to think, I first wanted to date your brother.5.

Be aware of this and realize that he’s okay with disappointing you.

Don’t be with someone who doesn’t do what they say they’re going to do.

But make even a little mistake and you could have found yet another platform to be rejected on.

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It seems like a good excuse, but in fact in every silo you uncover, all you're going to find is a man who didn't care enough to call.

Remember men are never to busy to get what they want.” ― Greg Behrendt “I wondered what happened when you offered yourself to someone, and they opened you, only to discover you were not the gift they expected and they had to smile and nod and say thank you all the same.” ― Jodi Picoult, “Well?