Hilarious quotes about online dating


06-Sep-2016 14:40

Sometimes it seems to me that the highest density of freaks is concentrated on dating sites: just imagine a girl who asks guys to rank her on a scale “from one to penguin” or a guy having tattoo of a half-naked woman that covers his entire back.

A woman to a man during a slow dance: Is there a gun in your pocket or you’re just happy that we met? If you keep persuading a woman for too long, she will think that talking is the only thing you are good at.

Welcome back to Ska Date Dating Software blog and today I’m happy to introduce you to my new blog series called “Funniest Online Dating Quotes”.

When surfing the Internet for dating news, I face many interesting things starting from dating statistics and ending with hilarious stories.

” The survey responses, from 39 executives, produced the following conclusions:“Internet dating has made people more disposable.”“Internet dating may be partly responsible for a rise in the divorce rates.”“Low quality, unhappy and unsatisfying marriages are being destroyed as people drift to Internet dating sites.”“The market is hugely more efficient …

A dance is a vertical representation of the horizontal desire.

Our friendship suddenly turned into me being pregnant. If you asked a girl for a dance and she said yes: don’t look so happy – first you will still have to dance.



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