I want to meet girls with big boobs
Cosmo recently published the results of an online survey of over 500 men asking them what they think of women.
Because our whole culture tells women that success, love and happiness comes when you’re “hot”, and the way to get “hot” is to diet and exercise and use every weird new chemical cosmetic and even inject toxins and cut your body to reshape it – because hot is to please other people!
Imagine hearing a fun circus-type whistle and BOOM – I’m flying right at you; this is how I would like to enter your world if you will allow me to do so.
The reality is that I’ll be writing this column from my apartment in Echo Park, Los Angeles, where ‘La Cucaracha’ is currently playing via car horn for the sixth time today.
Calm down and go soak your tampons in some more alcohol. ALL I AM TRYING TO SAY IS THAT I’VE HAD A LOT OF SEX IN MY LIFE with a limited number of partners belonging to BOTH sexes.
I’m not saying that I’ve slept with a lot of people.
First of all I would like you to imagine me on a children’s rocking horse, which happens to be located at the top of a ten-foot slide.
I’m excited to write this column because I think there are some people who are confused sexually andpolitically. In case you’re keeping score, I call a taxi and run era.
I guess I’m proud that I’ve made sweet beautiful love to both sexes and can firmly say that I truly satisfy both. And I’m saying this because I think I deserve at least a plaque or something?