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Here, Martin Chilton picks Allen's 40 best one-liners and jokes. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.' Woody Allen was a stand up comedian between 1964-1968, saying later that there was nothing about the lifestyle he liked. He is seen here in the 1982 film A MIdsummer Night's Sex Comedy 'Groucho Marx. I admit to it all."And here's another gem: "It's no accomplishment to have or raise kids. because 4 years later -- in 1980 -- Woody began dating actress Mia Farrow, with whom he'd have one child and adopt two, including daughter Dylan ...who later accused him of sexually assaulting her at age 7. Woody Allen is a film-maker, writer, comedian and part-time musician. Allen has won four Academy Awards: three for Best Original Screenplay (Annie Hall (1978), shared with Marshall Brickman; Hannah and Her Sisters (1987) and Midnight in Paris (2011), along with one for Best Director (Annie Hall (1978)). It's one of America's great art forms.' Woody Allen plays clarinet with the New Orleans jazz band in July 2013 in Antibes.He has won four Oscars, three for best original screenplay and a best director Academy Award for Annie Hall. Allen has been nominated a total of 23 times: 15 as a screenwriter, seven as a director, and once as an actor. The 28 best jazz films 'It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.' Woody Allen, pictured with Julia Roberts during the filming of Everyone Says I Love You in Venice in 1997.

In the picture from Manhattan, he is with teenager Mariel Hemingway, who was nominated for an Oscar for her protrayal of Tracy. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.' 'The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life.' 'I was thrown out of NYU [New York University] for cheating on my Metaphysics final. and, uh, Tracy's face.' Woody Allen's character Isaac Davis talking about what makes life worth living. In the full speech, Singer says: 'Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever.' Woody Allen (and Russell Crowe) watch Roger Federer at Wimbledon in 2005. Those two myths have been prevalent for many years.' Woody Allen backstage at the 2002 Oscars. 10 things you might not know about Groucho Marx 'Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.' What Woody Allen's character Alvy Singer says to Annie Hall (1977) in an Oscar-winning screenplay Allen co-wrote with Marshall Brickman. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.' Woody Allen, pictured alongside Meryl Streep, who plays his ex-wife in Manhattan (1979) 50 great quotes about acting 'The two biggest myths about me are that I`m an intellectual, because I wear these glasses, and that I`m an artist because my films lose money.

I'm not above reproach; if anything, I'm below reproach.I mean, if I was caught in a love nest with fifteen 12-year-old girls tomorrow, people would think, yeah, I always knew that about him." He added, "Nothing I could come up with would surprise anyone ...

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